I thought we'd take a quick jaunt through the life of the Jared on a typical "night out"
It of course starts with a large meal and a plate left so clean they probably don't even have to wash it afterwards:
Follow that up with a stiff drink (scotch -- at least 12 years old) and a relaxing sit in his kings chair:
or maybe a stiff drink while he's doing his version of responsible parenting:
After he's done with that it's time for a 20-30 minute hang. (sometimes he'll drink a beer while hanging.. it's great)
Then it's time to head to the bar and have another "normal" evening out! (can you guess what that thing is on fire? Yep, that's a chick)
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